FUNNIEST EMBARRASSMENT

One nite a guy takes his girlfriend home. They are about to kiss each other goodnite, but the guy is feeling a little horny.
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her “Darling, would you give me a blow job”
Horrified, she replies “Are u mad? My parents will see us!”

NIGERIAN MOVIES

FUNNY WAYS TO IDENTIFY
NIGERIAN MOVIES (PART I)
1: When a ghost Looks on both
sides of the road before crossing
in the Movie

WHAT CAN U DO FOR 15 MARKS

MEDICAL EXAM QUESTION

How to Kill an Ant?
Asked in exam for 15 marks..

Student’s Answer:
Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar & keep it outside the Ant’s Hole.

FACEBOOK RULES

FB rules
1. Thou shall not poke others with no reason.
2. Thou shall not block any1 when you are the
one who requested him/ her
3. Thou shall not view others profile without
… their permission.
4. Thou shall not judge others by their status
updates

FART 69! LOL

guys…u should really read this!!!!
a guy n his girl were making out when the girl suggested that they try the 69 position.
ignorant,the guy asks the gal to show him..

REAL MADNESS

JOKE!!
A plane was carryn a bunch of mad-men,
N they were making so much noise.
One of dem enterd da Pilot’s room…
MADMAN: Teach me how 2 fly a plane.
PILOT: I wud teach u,but unda 1 condition.
MADMAN: Wat?

LIVE FROM GHANA

If you are a Ghanaian, you should be very familiar with these very everyday phrases you hear on the tro-tro, in the market, on the streets and frighteningly from some classrooms too. Eissshh! In Ghana, we love to say what we say and we say it with such panache as if it’s all correct and proper! Like with a pinch of salt. Our billboards and posters carry the worst of expressions but we love ourselves. Please endure this…